When Collingwood Choke

I love when Collingwood choke
Its footballs greatest joke
They have lost more grand finals the any other team
I love it when Collingwood choke
And they can't get the ball to Cloak
They've got Buckley's chance of winning
Here the Collywobbles come
Thank you Brisbane Lions for '02 and '03
Seeing those Pies lose back to back, meant oh so much to me
Well done McManus for snapping that winning goal
And putting those one eyed Pies supporters right back in there holes
I love it when Collingwood choke
Its footballs greatest joke
They've lost more grand finals than any other team
I love it when Collingwood choke
And they can't get the ball to cloak
They've got Buckley's chance of winning
Here the Collywobbles come
They drew against St Kilda in 2010
They blew a four goal half time lead
Because they choked again
And only 12 months later
They choked against Geelong
And all those one eyed Pies supporters couldn't sing their song
I love it when Collingwood choke
Its footballs greatest joke
They've lost more grand finals than any other team
I love it when Collingwood choke
And they can't get the ball to Cloak
They've got Buckley's chance of winning
Here the Collywobbles come
They're the only club in history
To lose eight grand finals in a row
I guess that's what you get
When you teams from the ghetto
(From the ghetto)
You see I've come to the conclusion
That they're simply not that good
There's one more thing we have to say
There's only one I in Collingwood
I love it when Collingwood choke
Its footballs greatest joke
They've lost more grand finals than any other team
I love it when Collingwood choke
And they can't get the ball to Cloak
They've got Buckley's chance of winning
Here the Collywobbles come
I love it when Collingwood choke
Its footballs greatest joke
They've lost more grand finals than any other team
I love it when Collingwood choke
And they can't get the ball to Cloak
They've got Buckley's chance of winning
Here the Collywobbles come
Here the Collywobbles come