What Them Girls Like

i love women, from brittany spears to marge simpson
just give me a rubber and you know that im goin in son
ain't no tee ball but its still easy to hit them
cuz i know what women wan't, call me mel gibson
yes, cuz they know we on next
they can throw me on set, watch me go beyond sex
i ball hard but not in the kobe context
im collecting v-cards like a pokemon deck muthafucker
cuz im on speed to the top
downin a leader of scotch, cuz like a demon im hot
look theres a laundry load full of wife beaters and socks
not even ripley's is sure if they can believe it or not
watch, ill make 'em come to a dead stop
cuz on a beat, imma spit it hard as a pet rock
baby girl, you know i make that bed hot
im no angel, my only halo came with an x-box
drink til im walkin like a waddlin duck
but i can step a straight line just to follow a buck
im just lookin for a chicken who can swallow a nut
like a peacan pie in front of joba the hut
wait what? there is no way she could ignore me
grabbin on my woody like andy from toy story
with them lips like topanga, ill play the role of corey
and sit back and watch you do your thing there shawty
cuz you know you cannot start me
12 beers deep and im the life of the party
bring a chick back and you know we gettin naughty
bite her so hard she be like "ouch charlie!"
cuz you know we gets busy
head spinnin like taz so you know we get dizzy
datpiff top 8 with banks, luda, and drizzy
sick as the swine flu, i been fuckin miss piggy
really its silly that you know this dude's nice
mommy's comin over and she's spendin a few nights
lyrics like an emo kid's pants man too tight
throwin mad punches just like pudding in a food fight
ha, so imma hit 'em with low bars
cuz im always needin me some M to the O-R
E motha fucker and you know that i go hard
im at the top of my game, ill send you a post card, bitch!