Welcome To New Jersey

Welcome to New Jersey

It's late at night
And you're far from home
Your radio's on
And you're driving alone

Until a sign
Looms from to gloom
The words on that sign
Are the words to your tomb
It says New Jersey

Shining lights
Bloody face
Rabid dog
Can of mace
He's from New Jersey

Out in the woods
You're cuffed to a tree
The end of my gun
Is the last thing you'll see

I go through your wallet
I take all your cash
Your car I destroy
Your body I smash

My maniac urges
I simply can't stop
The funny thing is
I'm not even a cop
Welcome to New Jersey

Shining lights
Bloody face
Rabid dog
Can of mace
He's from New Jersey

Welcome to New Jersey
I hope you enjoy your stay
Welcome