Welcome To Nashville

Welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville
Welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville
Welcome to Nashville, Nashville, Tennessee

It aint been this bad since Conway had him a perm
And youd think by now them sorry sons a bitches have learned
A bunch of soft-rock wanna be, hell they cant even sing
Auto tuning Nashville, Tennessee

Welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville
I said, welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville
Welcome to Nashville, Nashville, Tennessee

And now the DJ on the radio wants his payola
He wont play your record unless he gets that quota
He gonna make you play free shows, dress you up in pantyhose
Pimp you like dirty hoe, hold on, here we go

Welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville
I said, welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville
Welcome to Nashville, Nashville, Tennessee

Well, now, kid, we really like what it is youre playing
And you look like you sound good, if you know what were saying
But were gonna change your image, change your style
Change your voice, change your smile
Cut some outside songs and you cant go wrong
They dont offend nobody and theyre three minutes long

Welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville
I said, welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville
Welcome to Nashville, Nashville, Tennessee

Now Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, North Dakota
Alabama, Mississippi, Carolina, Manitoba
Stay where you are, play your local bar
Youll make more money, wont sleep in your car

Welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville
I said, welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville
Welcome to Nashville, Nashville, Tennessee
Welcome to Nashville, Nashville, Tennessee