We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful

We hate it when our friends become successful
We hate it when our friends become successful

Oh, look at those clothes
Ah look at that face, it's so cold
It's such a video, well
It's really laughable
Ah, ha, ha, ha

We hate it when our friends become successful
And if they're no doubt that makes it even worse and

We can destroy them
You bet your life we will destroy them
And if we can hurt them
Well, we may as well
It's really laughable
Ah, ha, ha, ha

You see it should've been me
Could've been me
Everybody knows
Everybody says so
They say

"Ah, you have loads of songs
So many songs
More songs than they could stand
Verse, chorus
Then they break away
Just listen
"La, lala, lala, lala"
Just listen

It's really laughable
Ah, ha, ha, ha