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WASHINGTON

Get the news, the very latest news, the news youll get from any other source, sir.

The Washington is my newspaper
The Washington Post the one to read, the Washington is all you need,
The Post is my view shaper,
The Post, The Washington Post, The Washington Post, the Post, the Post

So if youre after the news, The Washington Post will give you the most,
And if youre the latest views, The Washington Post is the one you need, sir!
So if you are after the latest news, The Washington will give you the most,
And if craving the latest views, The Washington Post is the one to read, sir!

Theyve got the and the crossword puzzles, too
Theyve got the help pages and want ads there
So if you think youll find a better paper in the world
You go to church and say a prayer (and say a prayer)
Theyve got and correspondents too
Theyve got a big editorial as well
So if you think ever find a better paper in the world
My friend you can always go to Hell, (you go to hell, you go to hell you go to hell
You go to hell you go to then you can always go to hell, sir!
You might be about their op-ed page
And if print what you offer as timeless prose?
Well, its agreed at least theyll whatever screed youve scribbled
Right before they tell you, it up your nose! (yes up your nose, yes up your nose,
Yes up your nose, before they tell you, you can stick it up nose, sir!
Reporters write their stories by hand sometimes
They use computers and keyboards, too
So if you youll ever find a better paper anywhere
Then you can stick it up your old wazoo, up wazoo, Hey!