Wag The Dog

Now you can do the Watusi
You can do it if you try
Any puppy dog or pussy
Can do the jerk, do the fly

Now you can do the wooly, bully
But can you pull the wooly, wooly
Can you wag? Can you wag the dog?
Wag the dog, can you wag the dog?

You got the shimmy and the hustle
It's all the rage downtown
Yeah, you don't have to have the muscle
To get into the mess around

'Cause you can do the wooly, bully
But can you pull the wooly, wooly
Can you wag? Can you wag the dog?
Wag the dog? Wag the dog

So make him sit, make him stay
Come to heel, go play, roll him over, lie still
Make him go kill, attaboy
Wag that dog

You have had the duck and mashed potato
Funky chicken on a roll
Move on up a little later
To the monkey and the stroll

Yeah, you can do the wooly, bully
But can you pull the wooly, wooly
Can you wag? Can you wag the dog?
Wag the dog? Can you wag the dog?

Now go bow, bow, wow, wow, yeah
Now go woof, woof, woof, woof
Yeah, that's right, wag, wag the dog
(Wag the dog)

Wag the dog
(Wag the dog)
Yeah, wag that dog
(Wag the dog)

The locomotion, boogaloo
(Wag the dog)
The hully, gully and the limbo too
(Wag the dog)

Wag that dog
(Wag the dog)
Yeah, hitchhike for me baby

Now we're barefootin'
(Wag the dog)
The funky, funky penguin
(Wag the dog)

That's the bug and that's the frug
(Wag the dog, wag the dog)
(Wag the dog)
Yeah, but can you wag?
(Wag the dog)

Wag the dog
Can you wag the dog?
Wag the dog
Can you wag the dog?