Vulcan Ears

In a tiny spaceship with four legs
A pillow and some sheets
That's where my idols always meet
I'd like to be there now

I'm trying, trying every night
To see a U.F.O. but in case
I don't, just in case I won't
I've got my fantasy to lean on

Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears
That's what I dream of
No more sorrow, no more tears
Can't you get me beamed up?

Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs
Quite bizarre but still a dream
As I'm waiting for that beam

Bullshit, bullshit is all we talk
On this planet we call earth
Since I'm tired of that I'll take a further step
I think I'll find my way in space

Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears
That's what I dream of
No more sorrow, no more tears
Well, can't you get me beamed up?

Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs
Quite bizarre but still a dream
As I'm waiting for that beam

In a tiny spaceship with four legs
A pillow and some sheets
That's where my idols always meet
I'd like to be there now

Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears
No more sorrow, no more tears
Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears

Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs
Quite bizarre but still a dream
As I'm waiting for that beam

[Incomprehensible]