Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right way from my wrong, yeah, yeah

I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now, I am the Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

Really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different, now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am the Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

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Where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cause when you need one they are never around

I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now the blonde, bland, middle-class republican wives
They are blonde, bland, middle-class republican children
Blonde, bland, middle-class republican lives

Where do all, the porn stars go when the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

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Volvo Driving Soccer Mom