#VIKINGCLAP

Hello universe!
It's MuscleBoy
You thought the clap was gone?
I've got a newsflash for you - IT'S BACK!

People often ask me how to do the perfect clap
A lot of people have been doing the clap wrong
It's time for you to learn
Start slow
When you hear the drum, you clap
I know it's complicated, but focus!

It looks like you clap with the deltoids
But you're really clapping with your heart!
Straight beautiful arms!
Keep a straight face!
No smiling!
Clap with deltoids!
Always have a beverage!
CLAP!

Then it goes faster
And you clap faster

CLAP!

DO THE VIKING CLAP!

ARE YOU READY?
Clap
Clap!
Clap! Clap! Clap!
Three, two, one, let's go!

Everybody fucking clap!
Hands up!
Come on sister - clap!
Come on!

Everybody do the Viking clap!

I'm sorry Will Smith, THIS is now the official World Cup song
Straight beautiful arms! Keep a straight face!
CLAP! DO THE VIKING CLAP!

Let me see you clap!

Everybody do the Viking clap!