Vegetabeaux

I am a vegetable
Don't compare me to no one
I'm green like an artichoke
My flavour so swalala
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You better stop eating meat,
When you need protein eat broccoli,
If you don't wanna die from scurvy,
Just try me, I'm so full of vitamin C.

I'm going so hard on this beet,
If you a carnivore, bitch just leaf,
Olive you haters, be salad dodging me,
If you a vegan, you da real MVP.

You'll find the best quality broccoli from a greengrocer,
If you don't go green I'll make a scene, guillotine, bitch come closer.
It's obscene that I gotta be clean or I'm not kosher,
If you eat anything except broccoli you're a poser.

I am a vegetable
Don't compare me to no one
I'm green like an artichoke
My flavour so swalala
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Water, water boiling in the pan,
Talk your shit, bitch say that again,
Bitch I'm good for your immune system,
So consume my shit or you'll need a scan.

Just 35 calories, per 100 grams,
When bitches taste me, they be like damn.

My taste so chill, my flow so sick, yeah bitch I got this,
Just take the pill, and eat my stick, hoe quit your bitching,
You better be cooking broccoli up in the kitchen,
If I catch you eating meat, you'll end in stitches.

I am a vegetable
Don't compare me to no one
I'm green like an artichoke
My flavour so swalala
(x2)