Vegans

All my friends are vegans take it slow.
Wait for them to force-feed you tofu.
Don't eat that it probably contains hooves.
Don't you know that comes from a cows boob.

All my friends are vegans take it slow.
Wait for them to force-feed you tofu.
Don't eat that it probably contains hooves.
Don't you know that comes from a cows boob.

Welcome to the room of people who have baby chickens.
That our loved one day, locked away.
Just because you nugget lovers killed our brothers.
Doesn't mean we judge your ways, or your chicken filets.

You're loving all the chicken burgers sitting next to you.
I'm loving all the aubergine's sitting next to you.
You're thinking how can I escape from sitting next to you.
But after all I've said.
Please don't forget.

All my friends are vegans take it slow.
Wait for them to force-feed you tofu.
Don't eat that it probably contains hooves.
Don't you know that comes from a cows boob.

We don't deal with eating out very well.
They say Luke Cutforth has a certain smell.
(MILK)
Our fruit-piled plates with create tension.
But we just love to bathe in pretention.

You're loving all the cow steaks sitting next to you.
You'll hate to have the vegan sitting next to you.
They'll be sayin did u know that meat is really bad for you.

And is also responsible for a large proportion of,
Global greenhouse gas emissions,
Uses 70% of the Earth's fresh water,
More than 50% of the worlds land,
Is completely unsustainable for a population of,
7 billion people and growing,
And causes 150 billion deaths per year for,
Sweet sweet baby animals.

But after all I've said.
Please don't forget.

By the way I'm vegan did you know.
I don't eat meat or dairy just tofu.
Don't eat that it probably contains hooves.
Don't you know that comes from a cows boob.

All my friends are vegans take it slow.
Wait for them to force-feed you tofu.
All my friends are vegans take it slow.
Wait for them to force-feed you tofu.

Why do you come when bacon's on your plate?
I tried to warn you just to stay away.
Now are facts have filled you with disgust.
It looks like you might be one of us.

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