Behold y'all, the digital of urine up bitches, taste our liquid gold Err, you respect yourself First, you wreck yourself, hey man, you made a Yes it is for I am a rap God from the moon
Everybody talkin' pistols, gats is borin' He came with a new to flip you, vats of urine All pro, check the stats, his scorin' While you at it, double check Cristal you're pourin'
Born of the pleads that needs a P in Broads don't see it, since they don't got Conveniences, thank God not a ho In the studio you gotta go, you gotta go
you flow, make sure you practice or you losin' You don't wanna and let the cactus get to oozin' If any contestant splash, disqualified Even if one drip should slide down the side
Put a bum in a even better Reality show, how far would you go to get a Let alone a by the window, you can hear him moanin', yuck
Remember, tomorrow is day It's not the kind of stuff you want to save and harbor Once it ripened and fermented It takes on a bouquet that I should say is scented
Tempted by a can of Guinness Or waitin' until we get there, say two or three Yeah, when it's fresh, sterile Some say digestible, edible
If you was stranded out to sea, and in trouble Survive dehydration, guzzle your own cup Some day you may show your son How to use it to make nitrate for gunpowder
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He's a rap God He's like a big log that you in your toilet Fo' real, bow and suck his knees
And I am about to kick it all up in here, stand by for I am the kicker er, not you, you kick This man, I'm bored, me too