In Hollywood have a different language that they speak It's spoken by those folks who to school for just one week It's inside Variety, a magazine they use And no one understands it when they the movie news
Like, Hix makes pix but the flick fix Means someone made a movie bombed The veeps in are now at large Means everyone is gone
The plot conflix, no beautiful So it's out on video soon They're their lix 'Cause the say nix And the are gonna try to fix it in the mix
But the stock sees green on thirteen Disney's up a nickel a share Stallone deal for a major reel Means Rocky number six, so
If you want the or you need the scoop On Hollywood town this You're gonna to learn to talk that Variety Speak
Bob-a-doo-bop, Bob-a-doo-bop,
A smash makes Warner cash Means there's gonna be a sequel next But hurts and they're losing their shirts Means doing King Lear
Stone does next Home Alone Means getting paid an arm and a leg The goes crunch but his name packs punch So they called up the and they're gonna do lunch
Well, the ratings smile on the O.J. a movie of the week to premiere Universal cuts deal with Mister To do a hundred thousand a year
You gotta play it if you wanna be part Of the that's hip and chic You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety
Bob-a-doo-bop, Bob-a-doo-bop,
Normal talk producers walk You might as speak Greek gonna have to learn Or the meeting will Unless, my friend, you learn that Speak
Bob-a-doo-bop, Bob-a-doo-bop,