In Hollywood they have a different that they speak It's spoken by those who went to school for just one week It's inside Variety, a magazine they use And no one understands it they read the movie news
Like, Hix makes pix but the needs fix Means made a movie that bombed The in charge are now at large everyone involved is gone
The plot conflix, no beautiful So it's coming out on video They're their lix 'Cause the say nix And the are gonna try to fix it in the mix
But the stock green on page thirteen Means Disney's up a nickel a Stallone cuts for a major reel Means Rocky six, so beware
If you want the poop or you the scoop On Hollywood town this You're gonna have to learn to talk that Speak
Bob-a-doo-bop, Bob-a-doo-bop,
A boffo smash Warner cash Means there's gonna be a sequel year But hurts and they're losing their shirts Means Schwarzenegger's doing Lear
Oliver Stone does next Alone Means he's getting an arm and a leg The budget goes crunch but his name packs So they up the accountants and they're gonna do lunch
Well, the ratings smile on the O.J. Means a movie of the to premiere cuts deal with Mister Spiel To do a hundred thousand a year
You gotta it smart if you wanna be part Of the crowd hip and chic You're gonna have to learn to talk that Speak
Bob-a-doo-bop, Bob-a-doo-bop,
Normal talk makes walk You might as speak Greek You're gonna to learn Or the meeting adjourn Unless, my friend, you learn Variety Speak
Bob-a-doo-bop, Bob-a-doo-bop,