Valentino

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, Would you please be mine?
I send her flowers and some candy, yeah
She opened them up and said
Youre trying to make me fat now

I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smart, not to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketball

I bought a car and let her drive it, yeah
She opened the doors and said, Oh bother this is red
I gave her all my notes from algebra, yeah
She opened 'em up and said
I cant believe youre so stupid now

I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smart, not to tall,
Likes to watch TV and play basketball, play basketball
Play basketball, play basketball

And I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at me

Just want her to look at me
I just want her to talk to me, yeah

I wont ever make her wash my car, no
I wont ever take a walk, not unless shes there