Vagitarian

I like her and she likes her and i think that she likes her too,
I contemplate that we can take, but I never have a clue,
Until one day.....
When i was wakin up with her she said 'this is weird 'cause im a lesbian and i cant like you'
But I said....
'I've always liked you, your the one for me cant you see 'cause you and me were meant to be'

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I wish I was a lesbian then she could be my girlfriend,
Shes the coolest chick i know Lisa will you come to my head,
Lets work it out cause your the only one i think about,
I like her and she likes chix but all my friends say forget about it..
Hey..Hey Hey Hey

Finally i spot all the stuff we could have had
I imagine her and she tells me things wont be so bad
My friends will say let it go things will turn out but they dont know
She likes chix but i like chix too
Shit what can i do...

[Chorus]

Hey....

She just wants me to pretend
she only takes lesbians
I guess she never will like men
Shes a va-gi-ta-ri-an
She just wants me to pretend
she only takes lesbians
just wants me to pretend
She only takes lesbians
She just wants me to pretend
She only takes lesbians
She just wants me to pretend
She only takes lesbians
She just wants me to pretend
She only takes lesbians
She just wants me to pretend
She only takes lesbians

I wish I was a lesbian then she could be my g/f
Shes the coolest chick i know Lisa will you come to my head,
Lets work it out cause your the only one i think about,
I dont care that u like chix but all my friends say forget about it..
Hey..Hey Hey Hey

Hey.....

She just wants me to pretend
'cause she only takes les-bians
i guess she never will like men
'cause shes a va-gi-ta-ri-an