Luyện nghe bài hát Vacation Bible School

well, where i grew up in
when summertime came we all
go to a called vacation bible school

we'd look up in the bible
make cut outs of the twelve disciples
and memorize the ten commandments and the rule

i remember once my class made
a big ol' of lemonade
to be by a student teacher at the sunday sermon

we put in lemons, and sugar and water
and even though i knew i shouldn't
i put in some moonshine i got my uncle herman

now sunday dawned real hot and dusty
and to say the we were all real thirsty
and that seminary hittin' that lemonade
and it well in reach

then to the best of my
before the deacons halfway through the collection
he stood up and drank from the pitcher and to preach Ho!

oh the things we to do
in bible schoo'
when i was just a boy in dixie
if my mama had only
even a half of what on
she'd cut a off of a hickory
a whipped me

well he told that didn't take no sass
and whipped the philistines with the jaw of an ass
but to the truth, he got all that just a little mixed up

i can't tell you exactly he said
but the minute he said it face went red
but he just paused, and kinda and then he hiccuped

he botanical names for mideast flora
ALL about sodom and gomorrah
and though his speech was
it was very

he used words i'd never back then
and even now i only hear 'em
i'm stuck in a new cab
in o clock traffic

well the sermon ended and he rest
he went right into the gettysburg
and then a stirring rendition of at the bat

he did impressions of garbo and gary
and i ya friends, i thought it was super
for props he grabbed the organ players wig and a deacon's hat

oh the we used to do
in vacation bible
i was just a barefoot boy in dixie
if my mama had known
even a half of went on
cut a switch off of a hickory
she'd a me

well we never had heard any preachin' like
and we never invited that young man
but to the truth, i thought it was a pitty

but i heard he went up preachin' day
and he up cussin' and lemonade
and went to selling aluminum siding in city

oh the things we to do
in vacation schoo'
i was just a barefoot boy in dixie
if my had only known
even a half of went on
cut a switch off of a hickory
she'd a me