Luyện nghe bài hát Vacation Bible School

well, i grew up in talapusa
when summertime we all use'ta
go to a place called vacation bible

we'd look up in the bible
make paper cut outs of the disciples
and memorize the ten commandments and the rule

i remember when my class made
a big ol' of lemonade
to be by a student teacher at the sunday sermon

yeah we put in lemons, and sugar and
and though i knew i shouldn't ought'er
i put in some moonshine i got my uncle herman

now that sunday dawned hot and dusty
and to say the we were all real thirsty
and that seminary started hittin' lemonade
and it well in reach

then to the best of my
before the deacons were halfway the collection
he stood up and drank the pitcher and began to preach Ho!

oh the we used to do
in vacation schoo'
when i was a barefoot boy in dixie
if my mama had only
a half of what went on
she'd cut a off of a hickory
a whipped me

well he told that samson take no sass
and the philistines with the jaw bone of an ass
but to tell the truth, he got all that just a little up

i can't you exactly what he said
but the minute he said it face went red
but he just paused, and kinda and then he hiccuped

he botanical names for mideast flora
ALL about sodom and gomorrah
and though his speech was
it was very

he used words i'd never back then
and even now i only hear 'em
i'm in a new york cab
in o clock traffic

the sermon ended and he didn't rest
he went into the gettysburg address
and a stirring rendition of casey at the bat

he did of garbo and gary cooper
and i ya friends, i thought it was super
'cause for he grabbed the organ players wig and a deacon's hat

oh the we used to do
in vacation bible
when i was just a boy in dixie
if my mama had known
even a half of what on
she'd cut a off of a hickory
a whipped me

well we never had heard any preachin' like
and we never invited that man back
but to the truth, i thought it was a pitty

but i he went up preachin' that day
and he gave up cussin' and
and went to aluminum siding in yazoo city

oh the we used to do
in bible schoo'
i was just a barefoot boy in dixie
if my mama had known
even a half of went on
cut a switch off of a hickory
she'd a me