Useless Crushes

Here she comes, I look at my feet and forget how to breath..
She says hello (hello hello), I say 'ah, oh', she giggles and leaves...
It happens a lot, I wob with demention
She's always so hot, I can't deal with attention

Oh, but what else can I do?

I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, oooooh
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, oooooh
yeah

There she goes, she's on a fabulous date without me
sit home alone (alone, alone) deconstructing the ads on tv
I hate her so much, don't know how to reach her
I like her a lot, should I talk to her teacher?
No but, what good would that do?

I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, oooooh
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, oooooh
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, oooooh
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, oh oh oh

You're like Charlie Brown, in love with a cute little redheaded girl
She's walking around (around, around), I can't even speak 'cause' my blood's in a whirl
I hate her so much, I buy her chocolates and rings (chocolate rings)
I just wanna talk ya know? Is that such a bad thing?
No but, what else can I do?

I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, oooooh
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, oooooh
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, oooooh
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, oh oh oh

I wish I knew her name...