Upside Of Being Down

I don't have to put on make up, I don't have to do my hair
And when I open up that Hagen Daz, well, I don't have to share
And there's no one there to notice, if I gain a couple pounds
And that's the upside of being down

Well, I've got twice the closet space that I can fill up with new shoes
And I can paint the bedroom pretty pink with lacy curtains, if I choose
And I won't have to deal with fishin' gear muddy boots laying 'round
That's the upside of being down

Days when I'm feelin' low, yeah, I got 'em
When my tears won't stop fallin' to the ground
But there's only one place left to go when you're at the bottom
And that's the upside of being down

I can let my dog jump on the bed and curl up next to me at night
And I don't have to lose an argument 'cause now I'm always right
And I can dance with who I want to when I go out on the town
And that's the upside of being down

Days when I'm feelin' low, yeah, I got 'em
When my tears won't stop fallin' to the ground
But there's only one place left to go when you're at the bottom
An' that's the upside of being down
Yeah, that's the upside of being down