Hi, this is Leave me a message or I'll kill ya Hey peggy, me You are never going to believe what to me today
I'm sittin' at the unemployment on my loser of a caseworker in one of those nasty chairs When out of nowhere This total walks right up to me Sits down, then over and says something like "This is gonna sound a little
This is sound a little obsessive This is gonna sound a little bit I one thing to say Before I and I walk away
This is gonna sound a impulsive This is gonna a little insane I know you know me yet But you and I, we will be together someday,
I know, I know, I like I'm on drugs Listen to me I say
That ever since when I saw you Sittin' on your car You asked for a I couldn't stop starin' at eyes
Ever since when I saw you Looking bored in plastic chair With the lights of the office you blond streaks, they look so pretty in your black hair
You look cool and with that disaffected stare Yeah you want people to think you just don't care
Hey you can be me Yeah 'cause I might be the one Who will treat you like perfect Who always make you come
Hey you can be me Yes I will let you win I never be like those other guys I will never be your unemployed
Can you believe he that to me? To me, of all people! I can't even remember the last a guy took me out On a date and paid for it
is gonna sound a little bit out there This is gonna a little insane I keep having the dream You will be the mother of my someday, someday
I heard you sleep that obnoxious guy I know he is in that famous You look so sad you are with him Yes I never see him to hold your hand
you can be with me Yes I will treat you like a I will go to all those chick flick That I really don't to see
you can be with me No I will never let you I will make out with your girlfriend When I you're not around
Yes you can be me I just might be the one Who treat you like you're special I will always make you
You can be me Yes I will let you win I will never be like those guys I will never be like those guys I will never be unemployed boyfriend
Can you believe this? I mean, can this be for No Then he my hand, writes down his number, and just walks away
I mean wow, but you know the thing is He is kinda cute in a really intense way like Collin Farrell, you know Intense but
Anyway I my bitchy sister about it, she just laughed at me I told her, "I'm excited about it That I a really good feeling about this guy" I her, "This could be the guy"