Ugliest Girl in The World

When a woman that I love she got a hook in her nose
Her eyebrows meet, she wears second hand clothes
She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop
I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop

You know I love her
Yeah, I love her
I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world

If I ever lose her I will go insane
I go half crazy when she calls my name
She says, "Ba-ba-baby, I l-l-love you"
There ain't nothing in the world that I wouldn't do

You know I love her
Yeah, I love her
I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world

The woman that I love she got two flat feet
Her knees knock together walkin' down the street
She cracks her knuckles and she snores in bed
She ain't much to look at but like I said

I love her
Yeah, I love her
I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world

She's so ugly
Man, she's ugly
Gotta be ugly
Only ugly
She's so ugly
She's so ugly

I don't mean to say that she got nothin' goin'
She got a weird sense of humor that's all her own
When I get low she sets me on my feet
Got a five inch smile but her breath is sweet

You know I love her
(She's so ugly)
Yeah, I love her
(Man, she's ugly)
I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world
Aey

She's so ugly
Man, she's ugly
Gotta be ugly
Only ugly
Ugly, ugly
She's so ugly

A woman that I love she got a hook in her nose
(Aha)
Her eyebrows meet, she wears second hand clothes
(Yeah)
She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop
Don't know why I love her but I just can't stop

I know I love her
(She's so ugly)
Yeah, I love her
(Man, she's ugly)
I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world
(Gotta be ugly)

She's so ugly
Man, she's ugly
Gotta be ugly
Only ugly
Ugly, ugly
She's so ugly