Two Gun Daddy

My friends call me Two Gun
I answer when they call
My friends call me Two Gun
I answer when they call

I got one in my boot top
One in my overalls

Well, I rode me some freight trains
I've rode me some aeroplanes
I've rode some freight trains
I've rode some aeroplanes

I don't care how I travel
I'll get there just the same

Give me water when I'm thirsty
A bottle when I'm dry
Water when I'm thirsty
A bottle when I'm dry

Play me some sad, sad music
When I want to cry

Well, I got me a good line
And it works every time
I got me a good line
It works every time

When I start to use it
Women, all stand in line

You may think I'm lyin'
What I say ain't true
You may think I'm lyin'
What I say ain't true

If you don't believe me, woman
Let me try my line on you