Im gonna you a story thats all about This job I had one time as a scout
I had a hard day at the and the boss wasnt in town The day this hired legged guitar picker just happened to around Well, he walks into my office with a big grin And folks thats where my really begins
He said, Son my name is Boregard I come to you from Tupelo I songs thatll sing like a bird I play licks on my guitar you aint never heard"
"But Im down on my luck, are just a little slack I gotta quarter in my pocket and a shirt on my But you buy me supper, give me a place I can sleep" He said, Ill you some songs Thatll knock your to creak, I got talent boy" Said, "Back home call me the Tupelo Mississippi Flash"
Well, I knew I was in a room with kind of a nut When he pulled out that pack of used cigarette So thats I told him, We cant use you today So I the boy a dollar and I sent him on his way
Well, the boss got back and we both had a When I him bout the Tupelo Mississippi Flash And pretty soon I had the circlin' around About this nut that we had in our town
I said, him everybody, the boys squirrely He walks around himself the Tupelo Mississippi Flash
Well, and it happened one day while I was drivin' to my I just to have my car radio on When I heard the jockey ravin' a brand new smash By a kid called the Tupelo Flash
Well, I almost wrecked my I through a red light, I hit the traffic cop, why
Well, my storys got an and its short and sweet The man he fired me and left me out in the street But I got a new job now and Im learnin fast Im drivin the bus for the Tupelo Mississippi
And his Cadillac, Im that for him too And yacht hes got, and his aeroplane Well, chauffeur, so good, I say Tupelo Mississippi, who heard of it, why
kill the boy Help him