Luyện nghe bài hát Trousers

This is a story about a pair or
It with a lack of a sense of humour
Or a lack of imagination . .

I would like to know, you put my trousers
I must go, please give me my trousers
Well it's stopped raining, they must have by now
So let's stop gaming, you'll get me in an row.

This joke's gone too far, I absolutely daft
my car, and what's more I feel the draught
What to you to gain, by my being trouserless?
Oh I could curse the rain, for getting me in a mess.

Someone's to come, why don't you be reasonable?
Now you've had your fun, won't you be sensible?
How long can go on? I've looked most everywhere
To put my trousers on, and now I really don't care.

Would you like my here's a goodly pair of shoes
Take my coat and tie, about my underpants?
Trousers,
Trousers,
Trousers,
- - - sers
Trousers, sus, sus
(etc. and fade).