Troublemaker

Put me in a special school
Cause I am such a fool
And I dont need a single book
To teach me how to read

Who needs stupid books?
They are for petty crooks
And I will learn by studying
The lessons in my dreams

So turn off the TV
Cause thats what others see
And movies are as bad as
Eating chocolate ice cream

They only sicken me
Dont let me play football
Ill sack the quarterback
And jack the brother of the ball

Im a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way
And never giving up

Im a troublemaker
Not a double taker
I dont have the patience
To keep it on the up

I picked up a guitar
What does this signify?
Im gonna play some heavy metal riffs
And you will die

You wanted arts and crafts
Hows this for arts and crafts?
Thats right

Im growing out my hair
Im movin out to Cherokee
Im gonna be a rock star
And you will go to bed with me

Cause I cant work a job
Like any other slob
Punchin in and punchin out
And suckin' up to Bob

Marrying a bitch
Having 7 kids
Giving up and growing old
And hoping theres a God

Im a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way
And never giving up

Im a troublemaker
Not a double taker
I dont have the patience
To keep it on the up

Im gonna be a star
And people will crane necks
To get a glimpse of me
And see if I am having sex

In studying my moves
They try to understand
Why I am so unlike the singers
In the other bands

Im such a mystery
As anyone can see
There isnt anybody else
Exactly quite like me

And when its party time
Like 1999
Ill party by myself
Because Im such a special guy

Im a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way
And never giving up

Im a troublemaker
Not a double taker
I dont have the patience
To keep it on the up
(Keep it on the up)

Im a troublemaker
(Keep it on the up)
Im a troublemaker
(Keep it on the up)

Im a troublemaker
(Keep it on the up)
Im a troublemaker
Never giving up