Luyện nghe bài hát Trippin' With Dick Vitale

Dum diti dum dang di dum
2 bums in an with a bottle of rum
1 bum said jack I'm the shit
Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own
My mothers crazy I think she sniffs
She never liked me and I know that's
Kicked me out the be'cause I got a tattoo
No one loves me and no one
And all I ever get is stares
I can't help it if I'm but a wino
So I hang at the zoo chillin with the
Stealin' bottles of outta a & p
I know a at denny's and I always eat free
Got the birthdate as thomas crapper
For christmas I bought the old man the
I'm so dapper u can me dan
But they call me round eye when I'm in japan
Got a bad ass bitch adn she no dike
But fuck ho and let me tell ya what I like
I like bean burritos from bell
I like trippin on acid dick vitale
My hair plastic and my clothes aren't clashin'
I my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion
Took too many many and now I can's stop trippin
My d. killed a rat in the kitchen
U u toke tuff I'd disagree
Nobody blows doobs than richard d.
I get ill on hoes who I ain't fertile
I'm a real jet setter like turtle
I'm down with bill bands so fuck joe
And I'm at it muther fuck fat ass sally struthers
U fine girl kinda undercover
But I can't ya 'cause you look like my mother
I said digee dang di dang dang
It ain't eric or kool and the gang
U I hand in the clem chillin on the strip
With all them mother who slang that shit
U know I'm a pimp hold my like a holster
U sing it "all the girls a kid rock poster"
Lifes a big and that's how it strikes me
But fuck it 'cause I know "somebody up likes me."
Assholes are assholes, fo sho'