I'm a Jake, I don't a cake I'm not a cake daddy, you know the type be pullin' up in a With a drop top, see I hoe hop, I kick it to the bus stop (What?)
And goodie, goodie gumdrops I don't be squat but to the heads they think it's topnotch I'm skippin' over every other dip as if Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hopscotch,
Aiy, man, ay man, look at ol' girl She got a big ass (Yo man, sic her) Aiy man, ay, hey sweetheart, how you
I'm fine Oh word? What's name? Why you come over to the house So I can put you in the buck
check it, you see I only bag ya for a second You see me beggin', you see the slimmie naked In my headroom, mo' yet my bedroom Tippedy tokin', and stutterin' as if Max Headroom Red room no I a murderer (Re drum?)
I'm Jake the Rake, yo sorry if I'm the vaginal area Fallopian and your cervix I strongly recommend that for your gen' you get Jergens I it beneficial, not to force the issue
I just blow my shit and wipe you see a head it's like Use 'em and throw 'em away, see a hoe a day is If you want a piece of the rock, trick, go to 'Cause I a buyer babe on the treetop
And when the wind blows, my dick get hard, the cradle will rock I'm like the peacock on NBC, but cock I pump, pump, pump it up yo, a Reebok Hey, I sell junk but I'm a Junkyard Dog And when I Duke it's a Hazard, so call me Hog
Or Pecol, oh pain That's the sound of the Caravan running the train, yeah, yeah, the sound of the Caravan, running the train Oh, wa, ha, he, ha, it out, check it out yeah, in yo' eye Yeah, ha,
Twilite Tone got up my sleeve Immenslope got tricks up my Yo DRK got up my sleeve De La Soul got tricks up my
JuJu got up my sleeve The Nubian Nut got tricks up my Com Sense got up my sleeve Wait, I got another trick up my
I'm not a Jake or a or a hoe But I got the mo' better for head of the And if you ask me I'm not ta be drastic I'm not a bitch like Robin Givens I'm your plastic, ask it, I'll tell you what you wanna know
And if I tell you no, be all up on it dope Frontin' so your friends won't that you got the 86 So you call me a bitch, you get your kicks but Kix and are for kids I don't turn no tricks, I don't suck no Dix-ie
I hops in the hubba Bubba I'm like Al B. stud, 'cause if I'm not your lover or friend try to spend, waste your time Tryin' to get a taste of mine but you tastin' mine So find a new type puss, 'cause if I like you
You ain't gettin' service G, this the drivethru Drive by, way far, and everything will be Then you me? Yo I'ma tell ya like the Nubians Move on brotha move on You gotta on black brotha move on