Trendspotter Acrobat

Trendspotter acrobat got no fallin' room
Choking on an ego size of a one of Jupiter's moons
Shows the trends on his coat
Walks out in the rain
Dismayed to see it hasn't rained in days
I will buy the drinks if you promise not to ask me what I think

Hogbutcher (pop-culture?) diplomat throws up on his shoes
Burpin' up an epigram got these from wounds
Shows the trend on his coats
staggers through the shine
Say us through the shine
A million bedtime stories on his mind
I will buy the drinks if you promise not to ask me what I think

Trendspotter acrobat look at my new clown clown
Falling apart is as easy as sitting down
Slowly peels off his coat
Throws it on the floor
Nothing really matters anymore
I will buy the drinks if you promise not to tell me what you think