Luyện nghe bài hát Traditional Stand-Up

We got a serious there.
I think "fisting" be called "upper-cunting",
And back.

Do you guys like
(Yeah.)
"Why?" was Socrates.

Older traditional comics sometimes have problems with me
Because they think I use music and other
And they think I'm a gimmick, I'm a hack, you know, I'm a gimmick
And they're such comedy purists, don't think my comedy can stand on it's own.
But the is, I'm a comedy purist, too.
So I can do without gimmicks.
show you that right now.
What do you call a kid with no and an eye-patch?
Names!
For those listening on the CD, I just gave to a dove.

I love traditional comedy, don't get me wrong.
I it. I'm a huge fan of traditional stand-up comics.
A lot of are my heroes.
And I to be a traditional stand-up comic
And I've been working on traditional stand-up material and
It's in its infancy so, please, bare me, go easy
But this is a bit of my stand-up.

My wife, right.
We never have sex. Like, ever. is really funny.
Something else, I never know what saying.
She'll say something and be like, "pft."
You know, constantly emasculating me
And I'm making her resent for getting older,
So we're into a divorce.
And, you know, else that's really funny:
She can't drive. The only thing she can is
"Drive me crazy," and when she talks, I hit her.