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We got a little there.
I "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting",
And back.

Do you like impressions?
(Yeah.)
"Why?" was Socrates.

Older traditional stand-up sometimes have problems with me
Because they think I use and other stuff
And they I'm a gimmick, I'm a hack, you know, I'm a gimmick comic
And they're such comedy purists, they don't think my comedy can stand on own.
But the truth is, I'm a purist, too.
So I can do comedy gimmicks.
I'll you that right now.
do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch?
Names!
For those on the CD, I just gave birth to a dove.

I love stand-up comedy, don't get me wrong.
I love it. I'm a huge fan of traditional comics.
A lot of are my heroes.
And I want to be a stand-up comic
And been working on some traditional stand-up material and
in its infancy so, please, bare with me, go easy
But this is a bit of my stand-up.

My wife, right.
We have sex. Like, ever. Which is really funny.
Something else, I never know she's saying.
say something and I'll be like, "pft."
You know, constantly emasculating me
And I'm making her herself for getting older,
So we're looking a divorce.
And, you know, something that's really funny:
She can't drive. The thing she can drive is
"Drive me crazy," and when she talks, I hit her.