Top Dog

Verse: You look so fine in that little short red dress, your good intentions may get you in a mess there are jokers to the left of me, losers to the right, the next guy to come over here may just start a fight looks like Ill be putting out a forest fire
Chorus: Im the big man on campus I am your bodyguard, Im now runnin the show like the Boss Hog, and your big man on campus is now taking charge I am to your rescue as yourTop Dog
Verse: You could wear my jacket, you could catch a death of cold
This clientele around here makes me feel a little old
Theres whistling from the corner and theres howlin all around
There will be some moaning if I have to take some down
I better go and put my red cape on. Repeat Chorus
Bridge: Whats gonna happen when you hit the dance floor? Ill have to call the Army or the National Guard. The Navy and Marines may have to fight here too before that I may have to go and clear this room. Im your big man on campus
Solo/Verse 2: Ive got you covered if you feel the need to, get a little crazy I will understand youll cause a riot with the moves you make, and things could really get too out of hand
Chorus Twice: Im your big man on campus Im your bodyguard, Im now runnin the show like the Boss Hog and the big man on campus is now taking charge I am to your rescue as your Top Dog