Too Pretty

The last drink
it was the last drink
The last time I served a drunk
his hand on my thigh and spill
My favorite shirt wet and shitty
life's too short and whats more

I'm too pretty

I won't serve, deliver, carry or fetch
I deserve to eat the food I schlep
I won't wear or flair
your apron or cap

I don't even hear your "excuse me"
I heard you but you didn't hear me
I told you our fries aren't fat free
you can whine, throw a fit
we all know you can bitch at me

but I'm too pretty for cleaning the try while
wasting away
I'm a star

you know I am and that is why
you can't look me in the eye
cause you'll freak
I mean look at me

I'm so bored
of you and your half ham sandwich
I judge and I "HAHAHA" at you
just admit
let's get down to the nitty gritty

that I'm too pretty for
cleaning the floors while serving you whores
I'm the gem that you know I am
and that must be why
I can barely get by in this hole
yeah I know

I'm too good
to spend even a part of my life
with you and this *blows raspberry* stained room
yes please yell
we can all go to hell in this city

cause I'm too pretty
it just hit me
that I'm too pretty
who's with me?
I''m just too pretty
too damn pretty