Too Fat Polka

Can she prance up a hill? No! No! No! No! No!
Can she dance a quadrille! No! No! No! No! No!
Does she fit in my coupe? By herself she's a group.
Could she possibly sit up on my knee? No! No! No! No! No!
She-s too fat for me!

I don't want her
you can have her
she's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me. She's too fat for me
oh
I don't want her
you can have her
please do that for me
She's too fat
she's too fat. She's too fat for me.
I get dizzy
I clet numbo.
When i'm dancing with my Jum-Jum-Jumbo.
She's a twosome
she's a foursome

I seh'd lose some I would like her moresome.