Luyện nghe bài hát Toh Dishoom

Mujhe yaad hain woh
bachpan ki
Daddy kehte khota sikka
Chalega
pyaar se khilati
Daal chaawal aur
Maa ke haathon ka woh
Star mein nahi

Marr ke mili college degree
job ek tragedy, hai joke salary
Ek ladki thi
Woh bhi dump kar
hone ko baitha hoon
Koi toh sahi

Oh ho.
Banda Rab da main, yeah!
Ditto warga main, unh!
ghalat koi karda te
Phir na usko main

Kisi ko chhede koi
Toh
Kare cheating aur koi
Toh
Mere ko bura kaha
Toh
Jana Gana pe na hua
Toh
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom...
Toh Dishoom...

Bathroom me Kishore Da ke gaane hoon
Perry ki me photo sang leke nahata hoon
Mere aaju bikini me babes nachdi
But koi Honey Singh ka video nahi

Din ko me chaahe bhi
hota hu
Raat ko takiye ki
sota hu
Kabhi kabhi kisi me
zyada ho
Toh karke batein purani
rota hu

Banda seedha Rab da
Ditto tere main
Ek hath fad laan taan
Phir nahi chhad'da main

Ram-Rahim koi
Toh
bacchon ko daraye koi
Toh
Nasha karke jo koi
Toh
bhai ko sataaye koi
Toh

Toh dishoom, toh dishoom...
Toh dishoom...

Kabhi na main kaam koi aisa Ke jis se jhuke meri gardan
Jeeta hoon cheeta Paapo se sikha hoon
hai kuch burden
Jaise
Ghar hai jaise ya taise
Chhote sapno ke jodu
Paise kaise...
Arey kaise kaise kaam
Taaki naam
Duniya ke mujhko Bhaijaan ram ram kare
Par dhyan mujhko kabhi na chhedna
Dene me ik mujhko lagegi der na

Oh ho.
seedha Rab da main
Ditto tere warga
ghalat koi karda te
Phir na chhad'da main

apni badhaai kari
Toh
Ratta maar ke padhai
Toh
leke kaam kiya
Toh
pe traffic jam kiya
Toh

Public koi
Toh
bandi ko pataaye koi
Toh
Chaalu picture mein phone
Toh
Gaana sunke naa mazaa
Toh

Toh dishoom, toh dishoom...
Toh dishoom...