Luyện nghe bài hát Toh Dishoom

Mujhe hain woh baatein
bachpan ki
Daddy thhe khota sikka
nahin
Mummy se khilati
chaawal aur dahi
Maa ke haathon ka woh
Five Star nahi

Marr marr ke mili college
job ek tragedy, hai joke salary
Ek ladki thi
Woh bhi kar gayi
Dump hone ko hoon
Koi miley toh

Oh ho.
Banda Rab da main, yeah!
tere warga main, unh!
Kaam ghalat koi te
Phir na chhad'da main

ladki ko chhede koi
Toh
cheating aur khele koi
Toh
Mere India ko bura
Toh
Gana pe na khada hua
Toh
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom...
Toh Dishoom...

Bathroom me Kishore Da ke gaane gata
Katy Perry ki me sang leke nahata hoon
Mere baju bikini me babes nachdi
But life koi Honey Singh ka video

Din ko me jitna bhi
Hero hu
Raat ko takiye ki
leke hu
kabhi kisi party me
zyada ho
Toh yaad karke purani
khoob hu

Banda seedha Rab da
Ditto warga main
Ek waari fad laan taan
kadi nahi chhad'da main

Ram-Rahim koi
Toh
Chhote bacchon ko koi
Toh
Nasha karke jo koi
Toh
bhai ko sataaye koi
Toh

Toh dishoom, toh dishoom...
Toh dishoom...

Kabhi na karu main kaam koi aisa Ke jis se jhuke gardan
Jeeta hoon cheeta hoon Paapo se sikha
hai kuch burden
Jaise
chalana hai jaise ya taise
Chhote ke liye jodu
kaise kaise...
Arey kaise kaise kare
Taaki naam
Duniya dekh ke mujhko ram ram kare
Par rahe mujhko kabhi na chhedna
Dene me ik mujhko lagegi der na

Oh ho.
Banda seedha Rab da
Ditto tere warga
ghalat koi karda te
Phir na usko chhad'da

apni badhaai kari
Toh
maar ke padhai kari
Toh
Rishwat leke kiya
Toh
pe traffic jam kiya
Toh

Public koi
Toh
Meri bandi ko koi
Toh
Chaalu picture mein phone
Toh
Gaana sunke naa aaya
Toh

Toh dishoom, toh dishoom...
Toh dishoom...