Tiny Pants

Where the mountains meet the sky
I met a very very very teeny guy
Little coat, little pants
When he spoke to me
It made me dance
He said to me,
You won't believe
So I wrote what he said on my sleeve
And if you listen
I will repeat
The words this tiny man did speak
One, Two, Three, Four,
Listen up now here we go

[Chorus]
Po pi ba bee ba
Po pi ba bee pi ba pi ba yo
Po pi ba bee ba
Po pi ba bee pi ba pi ba yo
Yum yam yum yam
Chobaka chaka yo
Yum yam yum yam
Chobaka chaka yo
Po pi ba bee ba
Po pi ba bee pi ba pi ba yo
Po pi ba bee ba
Po pi ba bee pi ba pi ba yo
Yum yam yum yam
Chobaka chaka yo
Yum yam yum yam
Chobaka chaka yo!

Well I could not understand what he spoke
I thought maybe it was some kind of joke
He laughed at me and before long
This tiny little man was gone
So I walked on and on my way
I met another tiny person that same day
She rode a velvet ant like an elephant
And as I listened I heard her say
Uno, Dos, Tres, Four
Time to go again once more

[Chorus]
Po pi ba bee ba
Po pi ba bee pi ba pi ba yo
Po pi ba bee ba
Po pi ba bee pi ba pi ba yo
Yum yam yum yam
Chobaka chaka yo
Yum yam yum yam
Chobaka chaka yo
Po pi ba bee ba
Po pi ba bee pi ba pi ba yo
Po pi ba bee ba
Po pi ba bee pi ba pi ba yo
Yum yam yum yam
Chobaka chaka yo
Yum yam yum yam
Chobaka chaka yo!

How can a man like me
Ever repeat "po piba popi yo"?
It might take all night
Just to get this right
But, yo yam baca chuco
It was somethin' weird
He had a little beard
He wore a rhino beetle
Bullfighter's coat
He had a part in his hair
Like a paper tear
And had a little tiny frog in his throat

What did it mean?
I was all mixed up
And as I stumbled
And hit the ground
What a pity
I found the tiny people's city
And those teenies all made this sound:
Ichi, Ni, San, Shi,
Everybody sing with me

[Chorus]

[Chorus]
Po pi ba bee ba
Po pi ba bee pi ba pi ba yo
Po pi ba bee ba
Po pi ba bee pi ba pi ba yo
Yum yam yum yam
Chobaka chaka yo
Yum yam yum yam
Chobaka chaka yo
Po pi ba bee ba
Po pi ba bee pi ba pi ba yo
Po pi ba bee ba
Po pi ba bee pi ba pi ba yo
Chobaka chaka yo!