Tiki Tiki Room

Ole, ole, it's showtime

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
All the birds sing the words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room

Welcome to our tropical hideaway
You lucky people, you
If we weren't in the show starting right away
We'd be the audience too

All together
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
All the birds sing the words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room

I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo
Si, so low we can't hear you
My voice may not be so marvelous
But my profile is out of this world

Jah wohl, but the trouble is
It's not far enough out of this world
Isn't that right, Herr Schmidt?
Oh, ho, I see Schmidt has no hair

Mi amigos, stop the clucking
You sound like a bunch of old hens
There's a lot of birds waiting to go on
For instance

The boys in the back are called macaws
Because of their claws? No, because they're macaws
And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan
And toucans are better than one toucan can

The bird of paradise is an elegant bird
It likes to be seen and it loves to be heard
Most little birdies will fly away
But the tiki room birds are here everyday

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room

Our show is delightful, we hope you'll agree
We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that
We're gonna wind up on a lady's hat

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room

Our magnificent production is yet to come
So strum the guitar and beat the drum
We've been a hit and we know you adore us
So come on and join us in another chorus

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
A little softer
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room

A little louder
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room