Threesome

Some people try to keep somethin' alive
After it's gone after it dies
They try all kinds of things like takin' off rings
Swappin' of keys, seein' who swings

I'm happy to say that you and I got no problem
Baby, I just wanted you to know

I don't wanna have a threesome
I don't wanna sleep with nobody else
I don't wanna be a swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself

Now sometimes at night after the kids are in bed
I'm changin' the channels and you're surfin' the web
I stumble on that show with all of those ladies
Doin' all of those things, actin' all crazy

I don't know how they manage to do all that damage
We barely find enough time to kiss

I don't wanna have a threesome
I don't wanna sleep with nobody else
I don't wanna be a swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself

I've got enough spice in this family life
I don't need an affair with a friend, no
I don't wanna have a threesome ever again

So I get away, if you can slip away, too
I'll meet you at 3 or I'll meet you at 2
We know just where to go, we know just what to do
It's perfect that way, just me and you

I don't wanna have a threesome
I don't wanna sleep with nobody else
I don't wanna be no swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself

I've got enough spice in this family life
I don't need an affair with a friend
I don't wanna have a threesome, no
I don't wanna have a threesome, no
I don't wanna have a threesome ever again