Three Figs

Look!
I have
Three figs
With purple peels
I did a fig pyramid

Some people feel that
Figs are a bold fruit and vegetable
The most detestable
Don't you listen
You're my best friends this side of the Seine!

Figs
All in
A bunch
They want to be my lunch
This fig is lone
I'll name him Figero

I don't know why people hate you so
Even Jesus hates you so big and juicy
You're my best friends this side of the Seine!
Three figs and Lucien!

Give the lady her figs and stop playing with them idiot!

Three figs and Lucien!

Will that be all?

I live in your old apartment, 2B
Do you know who lived there before you and your family?

Well you got me there, dear
Ask my parents
Get a move on spaz
She hasn't got all day!
Here, you have to change trains
Ah
That'll be one frank

Give her the bag
Take the money
Put it in my pocket
And don't play with the food

Thank you

Figero is blue
There's nothing on his plate
What's Lucien to do?

He finds the guy a date!

Hah! Date!