This Might Be Satire

Well I wanna chwe my bubble gum with you. And I wanna walk you home from
school. And I wanna carry your books to every class. And I wanna fuck you up
the ass. Aw girl, you know it's true how much I love you. I wanna sing it
across the land. Aww, won't you hold my hand... Hold my, she tells me that she
loves me and I'm gonna tell her that I love her. She tells me that she loves
me now I'm gonna try to fuck her. But where the hell are my priorities. Left
in the hands of the authorities. Yeah, baby.