Think Like A Woman

im standin with somethin in my hand that dont look too flower like.
she slammed the pretty part in the door jam left me and the stems outside.
on my way back from fishin i thought if brought a dozen roses home.
shed smile when i told her there was one for each day that id been gone.
i tried to think like a woman.
find out where that pretty head was at.
i tried to think like a woman.
but i dont guess a woman thinks like that.
im underneath the window with my guitar in the back yard soakin wet.
she poured what im afraid might of been toilet water on my head.
and i thought when she heard this song i wrote her on my way back into town.
it would cool her off but it appears it worked the other way around.
i tried to think like a woman.
find out where her pretty head was at.
i tried to think like a woman.
but i dont guess a woman thinks like that.
im just gettin comfortable in the dog house
when she pulls the curtains and i see her peakin out.
well i lay here lookin sad a while.
sufer some and then she smiles.
its all slowly dawnin on me now.
tried to think like a woman.
where she wanted me was right where i was at.
i tried to think like a woman.
if i was sweet thought shed cut me some slack.
oh, but i dont think a woman thinks like that.
i know she dont.