There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street

I'd walk across the M.1.
I'd trek through the Amazon
I'D BE A SPANISH MATADOR, NOWT WOULD BE TOO RISKY FOR ME
I'd loop the loop in a Jumbo
I'd box with Frankie Bruno
I COULD DO ANYTHING, DANCE IN A LIONS DEN
BUT I'M NEVER GONNA WALK UP ELMWOOD STREET AGAIN

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THERE'S A SLAG, THERE'S A TROLLOP UP ELMWOOD STREET
A MAN'S NOT SAFE TO WALK UP THERE ALONE
A DIRTY BAG, THERE'S A TROLLOP UP ELMWOOD STREET
THERE'S A TART, BAG, SLUT, SLAG, TROLLOP, up Elmwood Street

I'd fence with a sword that was blunt
I'd hitch a lift from James Hunt
I COULD DO ANYTHING....

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