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There's a Delta for Every Epsilon

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"There's a Delta for Every Epsilon" (2006)

"There's a Delta for Every Epsilon" Videos

For Every Epsilon There Is a Delta
For Every Epsilon There Is a Delta
The Professor's Song Tom Lehrer
The Professor's Song Tom Lehrer
For Every Delta, There Is an Epsilon
For Every Delta, There Is an Epsilon
The Delta Epsilon Calculus Song | Michael Bautista
The Delta Epsilon Calculus Song | Michael Bautista
"That's Mathematics" (Tom Lehrer tribute)
"That's Mathematics" (Tom Lehrer tribute)
Selling Out
Selling Out
Farscape - New Math - Tom Lehrer
Farscape - New Math - Tom Lehrer
Starsky and Hutch - Fight Fiercely Harvard - Tom Lehrer
Starsky and Hutch - Fight Fiercely Harvard - Tom Lehrer
The Delta Epsilon Song
The Delta Epsilon Song
Irving "Kaps" Kaplansky's 80th Birthday Celebration (w/ Tom Lehrer, T.Y. Lam & Saunders MacLane)
Irving "Kaps" Kaplansky's 80th Birthday Celebration (w/ Tom Lehrer, T.Y. Lam & Saunders MacLane)
S is one half g t squared, by Tom Lehrer
S is one half g t squared, by Tom Lehrer
Two songs from Tom Lehrer
Two songs from Tom Lehrer
Fermat's Last Theorem - The Theorem and Its Proof: An Exploration of Issues and Ideas [1993]
Fermat's Last Theorem - The Theorem and Its Proof: An Exploration of Issues and Ideas [1993]
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Entering Marion
Tom Lehrer: The Moonlighting Mathematician Part 2
Tom Lehrer: The Moonlighting Mathematician Part 2
chanukah the song by tom lehrer
chanukah the song by tom lehrer
Pollution (Tom Lehrer Cover with lyrics and chords)
Pollution (Tom Lehrer Cover with lyrics and chords)
The Fonts (Tom Lehrer tribute) by David Goody
The Fonts (Tom Lehrer tribute) by David Goody
She’s my girl by Tom Lehrer
She’s my girl by Tom Lehrer
IWU Pi-Mu-Epsilon Math Comp '10 part 1
IWU Pi-Mu-Epsilon Math Comp '10 part 1

Lyrics

There's a delta for every epsilon,
It's a fact that you can always count upon.
There's a delta for every epsilon
And now and again,
There's also an n.

But one condition I must give:
The epsilon must be positive
A lonely life all the others live,
In no theorem
A delta for them.

How sad, how cruel, how tragic,
How pitiful, and other adjec-
Tives that I might mention.
The matter merits our attention.
If an epsilon is a hero,
Just because it is greater than zero,
It must be mighty discouragin'
To lie to the left of the origin.

This rank discrimination is not for us,
We must fight for an enlightened calculus,
Where epsilons all, both minus and plus,
Have deltas
To call their own.


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