There Is A Santa Claus

MICHAEL:
Buddy, where did you go?

(Sleigh noise)

Mom. Mom. Mom, Mom, Mom!

EMILY:
What? What?

MICHAEL:
I SAW A TINY SLEIGH
MAKE ITS TINY WAY
RIGHT ACROSS THE SKY

EMILY:
Michael.

MICHAEL:
THERE WASNT TIME TO THINK
THERE WASNT TIME TO BLINK
BEFORE IT ZOOMED RIGHT BY

AND EVERYTHING I KNEW I KNEW
AND EVERYTHING THAT YOU KNEW TOO
IS ABSOLUTELY NOW UNTRUE BECAUSE
WITHOUT A DOUBT THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS

(Sleigh noise)

EMILY:
Oh my god!

I JUST SAW HIM TOO
YET MY WHOLE LIFE THROUGH
HE SEEMED FAKE TO ME

COULDNT SANTA SEE
WHAT A FANTASY
HE APPEARED TO BE?

AND EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I THOUGHT
IS TANGLED UP IN ONE BIG KNOT
THE WORLD OUT THERE HAS CLEARLY GOT ITS FLAWS
IF THEY CANT SAY THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS

MICHAEL:
AND RUDOLPHS NOSE REALLY GLOWS
AND GUIDES HIM THROUGH THE NIGHT

EMILY:
THE BEARD LIKE SNOW
THE HO HO HO

MICHAEL:
I TOLD YOU I WAS RIGHT

EMILY:
AND DOES THIS MEAN THAT EASTER EGGS ARE HIDDEN BY A RABBIT?
I JUST THOUGHT THAT ID BEEN HOCUS-POCUSED
AND DOES THIS MEAN THERES ANY TRUTH
TO A FAIRY WHO MIGHT BUY YOUR TOOTH?

MICHAEL:
COME ON, MOTHER, LETS STAY FOCUSED

BOTH:
(Yell in excitement)

ITS HARD TO BE SEDATE
OR KEEP YOUR HEAD ON STRAIGHT
WHEN FAIRY TALES COME TRUE
THOUGH I CANT COMPLAIN
CAUSE IF IM INSANE
THAT MEANS YOU ARE TOO

SO WHY DONT WE MAKE A PACT?
A SOLEMN PLEDGE TO BE EXACT
THAT SANTAS REAL IN FACT, HE ALWAYS WAS
I KNOW IVE HAD MY DOUBTS BEFORE
BUT NOW THERES PROOF I CANT IGNORE
SO WHY DENY IT ANYMORE?
THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS