The Wheels On the Bus

The beavers on the bus go
square and round
round and square
round and triangular
the wheels on the bus go
pop and pop
all day long

the people on the bus go
dunk and down
up and left
car sick and down
the people on the bus go
barf barf barf
all day long

the driver on the bus says
give me cheese back
give my soda back
give my wife back
the driver on the bus says
i hate my job
all day long

the babies on the bus go
poo poo poo
fart fart fart
howl howl howl
the babies on the bus go
i want cheese
all day long

the mommies on the bus go
weres my husband
weres my money
move it or lose it grandma
the mommies on the bus go
my stop please
all day long

the horn on the bus goes
moo moo moo
baah baah baah
oink oink oink
the horn on the bus goes
farmer in the dell
all day long

all day long
all night long
all national holiday long