Luyện nghe bài hát The Universal Cynic

Catch a shooting and put it in your pocket
And your pants will on fire
One bird in the hand or two birds in the
Neither do you any good, when you're in the quagmire

Show everyone you're not sure that they're the truth
Then you can be known as the universal too

Benefit your fellow man with deeds for the day
And serve your life away
Pennies saved today are pennies still
Strewn the desk, piled up in the paper weight

Show everyone you're not that they're telling the truth
Then you can be known as a cynic too

Wipe your opaque eyes and restore crystal vision
Turn another cheek and exalt in decision
A bit of exercise for the universal in you

to bed and early to rise
Precludes you from seeing the most brilliant starry
Sticks and stones can break bones, words can't really
Unless you carry guns and are for a fight

Challenging the standards or the established rules
Trying to how they can benefit you

Showing everyone you're not sure that they're the truth
Just a bit of exercise for the universal in you
The cynic is you