Luyện nghe bài hát The Universal Cynic

Catch a shooting and put it in your pocket
And your pants will start on
One bird in the hand or two birds in the
do you any good, when you're stuck in the quagmire

Show everyone you're not sure that they're telling the
Then you can be known as the universal too

Benefit your man with good deeds for the day
And you'll your life away
Pennies saved today are pennies tomorrow
Strewn upon the desk, piled up in the weight

Show everyone you're not sure that telling the truth
Then you can be known as a universal too

Wipe your opaque eyes and restore crystal vision
Turn another cheek and exalt in decision
A bit of exercise for the cynic in you

Early to bed and early to
Precludes you from seeing the brilliant starry nights
Sticks and can break bones, words can't really hurt
Unless you carry guns and are hungry for a

Challenging the standards or the established rules
Trying to how they can benefit you

Showing everyone you're not sure that they're telling the
a bit of exercise for the universal cynic in you
The universal is you