Luyện nghe bài hát The Universal Cynic

Catch a star and put it in your pocket
And your pants start on fire
One bird in the hand or two birds in the
Neither do you any good, you're stuck in the quagmire

everyone you're not sure that they're telling the truth
Then you can be known as the cynic too

Benefit your fellow man with deeds for the day
And you'll your life away
Pennies saved today are pennies tomorrow
Strewn upon the desk, up in the paper weight

Show everyone you're not that they're telling the truth
Then you can be known as a universal too

Wipe opaque eyes and restore your crystal vision
Turn another and exalt in your decision
A bit of exercise for the universal in you

to bed and early to rise
Precludes you from the most brilliant starry nights
Sticks and stones can bones, words can't really hurt
Unless you carry and are hungry for a fight

Challenging the standards or questioning the established
Trying to how they can benefit you

Showing everyone you're not sure that they're the truth
Just a bit of exercise for the universal in you
The cynic is you