Luyện nghe bài hát The Universal Cynic

Catch a shooting and put it in your pocket
And your pants start on fire
One bird in the or two birds in the bush
do you any good, when you're stuck in the quagmire

Show everyone you're not sure that telling the truth
you can be known as the universal cynic too

Benefit your fellow man good deeds for the day
And you'll serve your life
saved today are pennies still tomorrow
Strewn upon the desk, up in the paper weight

Show you're not sure that they're telling the truth
you can be known as a universal cynic too

Wipe your opaque eyes and restore your crystal
Turn another cheek and exalt in your
A bit of for the universal cynic in you

Early to bed and early to
Precludes you from the most brilliant starry nights
Sticks and can break bones, words can't really hurt
Unless you guns and are hungry for a fight

Challenging the standards or questioning the rules
to understand how they can benefit you

Showing you're not sure that they're telling the truth
Just a bit of exercise for the cynic in you
The universal is you