The Turkey Song (Thanksgiving Theme Song)

Gobble, gobble strut strut,
Shake your feathers shake your butt,
Turkey time is here to day,
so celebrate in every way.

Born and raised in the countryside,
Why you want to eat me?
Ben Franklin says, I'm Americas Pride,
So why you want to eat me?

Pilgrims came and they sealed my fate,
When they shot me down , put me on a plate,
Wouldn't you rather have a steak,
Why you want to eat me?

Gobble, gobble strut strut,
Shake your feathers shake your butt,
Turkey time is here today,
so celebrate in every way.
(Slow Down)
That being said,
Don't you cut off my head,
Without it I'd be dead,
And you'd be fat instead.

Born and raised in the countryside,
Why you want to eat me,
Ben Franklin says, I'm Americas Pride,
So why you want to eat me.

Well the Pilgrims came and they sealed my fate,
When they shot me down , put me on a plate,
Wouldn't you rather have a steak,
Why you want to eat me?

So when you go to the store,
for taters and fixins,
Remember my motto,
It's cheaper chosen chickens.

Cause bigger always better,
At least from what I've heard,
Tip for all you healthy eaters,
Ostrich is a bird.
(yes i said, SFX gobble)
Gobble, gobble strut strut,
Shake your feathers shake your butt,
Turkey time is here today,
so celebrate in every way.

Why fall asleep,
Stay awake,alert, and perky,
Just say nooooo, to tryptophan,
And pass that mmmmmmm, tofurkey.
(cause I was)
Born and raised in the countryside,
Why you want to eat me?
Ben Franklin says, I'm Americas Pride,
So why you want to eat me?

Pilgrims came and they sealed my fate,
When they shot me down , put me on a plate,
Wouldn't you rather have a steak,
Why you want to eat me?
(Slow)
Think about Black Friday,
when you need all your pep,
if you're still burping turkey hash,
you'll lose that extra step
(Burp, Gobble)
Join me in a celebration,
make that joyous switch,
love your family , free your bird,
and grab a pulled pork sandwich.

Gobble, gobble strut strut,
Shake your feathers shake your butt,
Turkey time is here to day,
so celebrate in every way.
Gobble , gobble, strut, strut
Gobble, gobble, strut, strut
(repeat and fade)