Luyện nghe bài hát The Toilet's Flooded

(Cobwebz/Bosco)

The toilet's flooded, the won't fit
The toilet's flooded with the big shit
The toilet's flooded, the won't fit
The flooded with the great big shit
was this dude his name was Ted
He just over and he said,
"I'd go if I had to pee
But I got a big ole doo-doo of me."
He disappeared, but he gone long
We finished he was still in the john
We didn't have a 'cause he didn't cut a fart
But what he left in my was a work of art

We all went in to a peek
What next knocked us right off our feet
It jumped out of the john, it out of the bowl
It had no morals, it had no
It slimed around our carpet a mud-colored slug
It left a foul-smelling trail that the rug
I to get a baseball bat to kill that thing
But it zapped the house like brown lightning

He took a record dump known across the
Now we gotta use the station