The Social Network Song

Uh uh (I like)

Are you ready for a little chat in a song about the Internet?
Its the story about a social door youve never seen before
If you wanna be seen by everyone
Wanna be in the dream and have some fun
If you wanna be on the hook, simply take a look

Oh oh, uh oh oh
Everybody loves you so
Uh uh, uh oh oh
Everybody lets you know

Do you wanna be more than just a friend?
Do you wanna play cybersex again?
If you wanna come to my house
Then click me with your mouse

Hello, uh oh oh
Never gonna let you go

Youre loggin in, then it begins
And your computer is swinging and taking your time away
The scene is right for a socialite
Youre on the Internet, anywhere, anytime, night and day

Oh oh, uh oh oh (I like)
Everybody loves you so
Uh uh, uh oh oh (Mi piaci)
Never gonna let you go

So you wanna make love with me?
Am I really your cup of tea?
Are you really the one that you never really meet?

Oh oh, uh oh oh (I like)
Everybody loves you so
Social network oh (Mi piaci)
Never gonna let you go

Youre loggin in with just a friend
But soon the Internets beeping and beeping around the bend
We used to greet friends on the street
But now its googling, giggling, gaggling when we meet

Beep beep, uh oh oh
How about a little chat?
Oh oh, network fans
Meet you on the Internet!

Do you really like politics? Wanna talk about voodoo tricks?
Are you really a sex machine or just some beauty queen?
Everybody is better than before
Everybody is calling out for more
Everybody in cyberville is knocking on your door

Beep beep, uh oh oh (I like)
Everybody does a show
Uh uh, uh oh oh (Mi piaci)
If you like it, click and go

Do you know that its instant loggin in
For a little more fun and cyber sin?
Wanna know what this nets about?
Then how about logging out?

Uh uh, uh oh oh, now Ive got a million friends
Goodbye network fans, this is how the story ends

(Beep beep)