The Silver Hawaiian

Land sakes alive the steak's alive
Give him a hug and he drinks and he drives
Why the long, long face Mr. Ed?
The hour of darkness and the hour of dread

Hey Betty, ah Betty, ah Betty, oh Betty
Hey Betty, little Betty, big Betty, fat Betty
Hey Betty, ah Betty, hot Betty, oh Betty
Hey Betty, little Betty, Betty, Betty, my Betty

Find 'em and grind 'em and never remind 'em
Biscuits and jam and you're eating your pie too
Minor legends

Right too, right too, right too, right
Right too, right too
Right, give 'em, give 'em
Give 'em a hug