Luyện nghe bài hát The Salt and Pepper Diner

l tell you one story,
ahh.
was...
the best i've ever had
in my

this happened when i was years old
in Chiago
where i up
and it place at a little
uh
called
"The and Pepper Diner"
was a family resteraunt
in the
(guy his hand)
yes, yes you know the and pepper diner?
Its a wonderful family
in
in

Which means it to mainly teenagers
and schizophrenics
now i go into this one day
When i'm eleven
my friend John
And i should say that his
is john
I'm not calling my own bestfriend
It's a seperate human
We walk into the Salt and diner one day
And they had a jukebox

And the
was plays for a dollar
so we put in
SEVEN
And 21 plays of tom jones'
"What's new pussycat"

And we ordered and waited
here's the thing
when "What's new pussycat"
Over and over and over and and over again
The second time it
You're immediate
is not
"Hey! playing Whats's new pussycat again"
It's "Hey... What's new pussy cat is a lot LONGER i first thought"
"and it has like... a Dip in the middle"
you know how songs have a dip
"Gun's and roses", "November rain"
And like...
"Hey!! November over!!"
"No not...
more"
The third time it
thinking
"Maybe someone's What's new pussycat again"
The FOURTH it plays your thinking...
"WOAH"
"Someone just played What's new pussycat times!"
Or
Someone played it
but its really song
So...
The FIFTH is the kicker
Now we're the ENTIRE diner at this point
MOST people have gotten wind as to what's on
And staring at this One guy
sitting in his booth
And his like, is shaking
While his stupid kids around
And like been onto us since the beginning
And staring at his coffee cup like this
and there's his look on his

aww
like he got his thirty day chip from anger management
And he's staring this...
And the fourth fades out...
It's quiet...
And
i know if you know this...
But the song very suddenly...
BWUAAH
"WHAT's NEW PUSSYCAT?"
And the guy
GOOOOODDAMMIT!!!!
And on the table
And silverwear flies
and it was faaaantastic!
But a word about my friend
And what a he was
because...
we were first up in the jukebox
And when we were in
The "What's new pussycat"s

i punched in seven...
And john says to me
"Hey, hey, hey wait... we drop in another What's new pussycat"
put in ONE
"It's not unusual"
and that is when the afternoon went from to GREAT
7 "What's new pussycat"s
in a ROW
...Suddenly
"dum ts ts dum ts nunununununum"
"It's not "
And the SIGH of
has SWEPT through the
were ECSTATIC!!!
It was the liberation of france!!
You know for scientists
wondered...
"Can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by Tom Jones'-It's not unusual"?
And the is...
YES
You can
"As as it's proceeded by seven Whats New Pussycat's"
And on the hand
we went back...
Shit!
"It's not unusual" out...
it's quiet...
"BWaAaAh BwOa"
"WHAT's NEW PUSSYCAT?!?"
people went insane!
No one could it!
No one handle it!
And they surrounded by
like seemingly different staff
That was like
"Yep same as always"
My ONLY wish is one of the SCHIZOPHRENICS
Stood up and have like
"Now YOU know"
"Now YOU know it is like to live in my brain"
They unplugged the
after ELEVEN
And THAT was the meal i've ever had