The Rumor Weed Song

Have you heard of the one about Alfred?
A dangerous robot I'm told.
He's got lasers for eyes and a microchip brain
And his skin is terribly cold

We've heard the one about Alfred
It's strange, amazing, untrue
But now that we've heard about Alfred
We'd like to hear more about you

I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)

A tiny little story is all I need to make a big mess, so what is a rumor?
It starts a story, maybe its true, maybe not
But once you repeat it, it's hard to defeat
It now look at the mess that you've got

Alfred's a robot, everyone knows
The story is all over town
Us rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow
Just like a big weed in the ground

I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)

A tiny little story is all I need to make a big mess
Don't start rumors, don't start rumors.
(No, no)
Words can hurt, they spread like a tumor
So play it safe and don't start a rumor

I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)

A tiny little story is all I need
To make a big mess
A tiny little story is all I need
You better watch out for the rumor weed